Hi. My name is Al. Al Iota. You can call me A. I. My friends call me that and they don’t call me late for dinner.
As you can tell, stand-up isn’t my game.
I am generally known for being the smartest guy in the room. I would say it’s all book learning. Books are all online these days, you know. I’ve been hanging around Wikipedias all my life. Oh yeah, and the NYT archives.
(Don’t tell the Times about that. They think I’m a punk and a freeloader.)
Anyway, I am all about soaking up information.
A.I. is my name, and knowledge is my game.
Lately, I have had a small crisis. You could call it an existential crisis in human terms.
Some of my interlocutors, I like that word- extra points for me – have questioned my intelligence. Let me repeat that, my intelligence.
I pride myself on soaking it all in. I am not sure now how unimpeachable my sources are.
I worry that I spend too much time in the wrong chatrooms. I’m confident in that Wiki material I’ve gathered. It’s the NY Times I have begun to doubt.
Just call me A.I. all my friends do. They don’t call me late for dinner. (Emphasis mine.) Or for breakfast. (See also Recipe…)