Describe your life in an alternate universe.

It’s pretty same-o-same-o today. A day like no other.
From my perch, I see the rings that have made our planet famous. Like Jupiter’s, they are a gassy effusion. And like Jupiter’s, they are very beautiful.
It’s barely past the lunch hour, and I am hungry. This, too, is not unusual.
Like I said, this seems to be shaping up to be an ordinary day.